
Truth in Advertising
Looking for love on a free dating website is like shopping at Buffalo Exchange for a Vera Wang gown. "I can't see likes" is in a lot of...

A Brush of the Wrist
The fifth guy I went out with arrived at the restaurant ten minutes late. It was raining, and he'd ridden downtown on his motorcycle. He...

Don't Call Me Sweetie
Cook4U67 has a chocolate lab (Ginger) and two tuxedo cats (Roy and Dale) and is wearing a chef's coat in his profile picture so of course...

Reading Kwame Alexander With Boys
I may have figured out why I didn't start dating locally until very recently. Five days a week I am surrounded by all the affection and...

Improv Date
Ordinarily, I wouldn't enter a a guy's basement when I don't even know his last name. Sometimes I'm just a little reckless, and this...


Party Crashing
The third guy I went out with was B. We met at a trendy restaurant called Lola and he was waiting outside in a blue collared shirt, cargo...


Write Tight
"Murder your darlings." - Arthur Quiller-Couch I strive to be a taker-outer instead of a putter-inner. This is partly due to my...

All Right, Eros
I'm online dating now and it's not just fodder for my fledgling blog. I work at an elementary school with about two men to every 200...

In the Wild, Wild West
What I like best about the Denver Art Museum is the horrible people who go there. Don't get me wrong. "The Western: An Epic in Art and...


Let's Pretend We're Married
A year ago when I moved to Denver, after unpacking all my stuff into Wendy's house, I drove over the mountains to see Mom and Dad. On a...