Lines Written
"Of all your curves,
I like your smile best."
"So what is it gonna take
for a guy like me
to get to know
such a beautiful woman as you?"
I was back to online dating
swiping left and right
clicking (X) (Delete This Conversation)
"Was your dad king for a day?
Because you are a beautiful princess."
When a proud Apache Lipan
sent a message so
different from the rest
off in a new direction.
In his profile pic
he looked like Jack White
all thick black hair
falling in his face, which was
an influence I'm not proud to admit.
Best of all he joked
with me like he got me.
Then he asked me to call him.
Gave me his phone number.
I said I want to meet in person
before talking on the phone,
adding my line
I need to see your teeth.
His next lines a surprise:
I need to sAy this
my generations of native
intuition tells me you like playing
games and this is a joke to you
but it's wrong and negative
and bad vibration energy
no balance, it's your karma
now and future.
The finality of his indictment
punctuated with three yellow dots
(Sad emoji) (flat line_emoji) (^^angry emoji)
My generations of
women's intuition tells me
somebody burned you bad
for this projection
bad vibration energy
no balance, it's your karma now
but I hope for you
it's not your future.
Or. You just have bad teeth.
(Lines written. Not sent.)